Will I Ever Pee Alone Again? and other silly, happy and heart-warming poems for mums- Emma Conway

‘Soft Play

Soft play is grim. Soft play is gross. Full of rotten plastic balls and soggy cheap toast. My kids love it, and it’s evident to see, I’ll go f*cking ANYWHERE, for a peaceful cup of tea.’

A collection of highly relatable, funny and brutally honest poems on raising kids. A great little pick me up, one a day keep the doctor away (and parents a little bit saner)